Curriculum Vitae / Juha Vuorma
(Finnish Hound / Finnish Spitz / Häirikkökarhu / Wimp / Loser / Workingman / ...O U T s i D E R a r t i s t)
DRINKS alcohol,coffee,water. SMOKES cigarettes. LISTENS to Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ghoultown, Overkill, Celtic Frost. LIKES: freaks, losers, outsiders, old people; the real people. DISLIKES: obnoxious people.
Wealth: One coin that I'll pass to the ferryman's grasp.
Going nowhere - fast.
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CV:
Born: North of Finland
Art studies: none
Other studies: none
Group exhibitions : some
Private exhibitions : one
Future exhibitions : can't afford one
Works in public collections: none
Awards: none
Student trips: none
Memberships: none
Scholarships: none
Grants: none
Other artistic works: none
Supported by: none
Artistic influences: one
[
John Kane
]
Other services rendered:
National Napalm Syndicate
(The hungry days; 1986-91) Marshall amps & Marshall arts.
Thrash Metal pioneers from Finland.
Honourable discharged 1991.
Old hungry days recordings re-mastered & re-released 2007 [EMI Finland/Capitol]
Napalm Inc.
"Aikansa kutakin, sanoi pässi kun päätä leikattiin" (Pässi)
"Liemessä ollaan taas" (Karhuherra Paddington)
"God can't hear when I call
And God can't know, just when I fall
God can't see where I stand
So God can't be my left hand man" (Overkill)